I will…

1) I will give up chocolates – totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly!
2) Stop drinking orange juice after I just brushed my teeth.
3) Stop licking frozen flag poles.
4) Watch more movie remakes.
5) Watch less T.V…. in standard definition
6) Switch my username to “password” and my password to “username” to make each a lot harder for hackers to figure out
7) Help kids stay safe by not texting on my cell phone while eating McDonald’s and speeding through crosswalks in school zones with a frost covered windshield
8) Keep it to myself that I have trouble with authority when I’m being interviewed.
9) Spend less than $1825 for coffee at Starbucks this year.
10) Claim all my pets as dependents on my taxes