Pass it around to collect cash
Not everybody has access to one of those long-handled straw basket dealies they use in church, alright? I don’t even know the first thing about where you’d get one of those if you wanted one.
When you’re taking up a collection for a bet, for fantasy sports, or for an extra large sausage-and-cheese during the game you gotta improvise.
Yeah, there are apps coming out left and right where you can split a bill electronically, but where the hell is the fun in that? There’s just something better about doing it the old-fashioned way, tossing a twenty in your cap and passing it around the group before you start your poker game. Didn’t put the twenty in the hat, Bill? Well you’re not getting dealt in.
A scally just makes sense there. I mean, what else are you gonna use instead? A sock? A Frisbee? A fuckin’… road cone, I dunno? There’s nothing else. And there never will be anything else like it.
So yeah, get your next collection plate here.
And pass it along, would ya?
The Boston Scally Team